terrysdiary:

Cactus #5

the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

cosmo sex tip #669

raynarvaezjunior:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

Now accepting sugar daddy applications

“I know it hurts. That’s life. If nothing else, It’s life. It’s real, and sometimes it fuckin’ hurts, but it’s sort of all we have.”

— Garden State (via pocketsfullofsand)